Hi, It's Dolly...HELP ME PLEASE!

[HairyCob]

Just managed to boot HC off the PC and get on to ask for your guys help....

My mum HC had that god awful withcy woman Domane come to visit today...NO! Don't say she's nice, I won't believe you lot ever again.

They (the humans that is) went out for a good old nosh at lunchtime in a pub, then went to the tack shop, whilst they were there that woman FORCED my mum to buy me this......

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f278/HairyCob/Janesvisitmay001.jpg

Then she FORCED my mum to put me out in the field with it on. I refused to eat, and although determined not to let HER see how unhappy I was, I will be speaking to my agent and my union rep tomorrow. I refused further photographs as I was NOT a happy pony.

My mate Jasper was on the yard though, and he took this picture of the wicked witch of wiltshire LAUGHING... I'm sure she was laughing at me:mad:

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f278/HairyCob/Janesvisitmay006.jpg

What can I do? Will my mum be taken hostage if she doesn't put that darn contraption on me again? Is it REALLY possible to eat through it? Can't see it myself.... makes me look like hanibal lecter and frankly I feel about that murderous towards THAT woman right now....;)

[Est]

Poor Dolly! What a horrid woman that domane is... and your mum has obviously let you down too! I think you should show that photo to your union rep as it shows just how bullied and tormented you are, you are bound to get some sympathy then. You should also make your mum wear that contraption for a day and laugh at HER attempts to eat grass while wearing it... stay on hunger strike Dolly and make a point!
Wishing you all the best in your campaign against these two women and their unnatural contraption. My mum threatened it once but I bared my teeth at her and she never mentioned it again (just a tip).
Your friend Merrick
(ginger hoss of increasingly "traditional" build)

[Whatanejit]

Gosh that Jane gets around a bit Dolly doesn't she.

Remember she is out in sympathy as she has been wearing one too and has lost loadsa weight.

You know it will be good for you girl!

[domane]

Oi !!!! :p

I'm not the ONLY bad one here... I'M not the one who led poor Dolly-Lecter into a field FULL of long grass to show her just what she COULDN'T eat!!!

HC - "There you go Dollybird - have yourself some of that!"

Dolly - "Cor yes please mum, if I stand here and look angelic, perhaps you will remove this contraption so that I CAN????"

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/domane/Image009-5.jpg

[Ptaty70]

19th May 2007

My dear dear Dolly

I was so very pleased to hear from you, although I am rather concerned about the state in which I find you.. what has become of you??:eek:

I know we spoke about it a while back and you certainly thought you had 'landed a good 'un' but frankly my dear, you have fallen on your derriere (oh why oh why did you give your guardian access to t'interweb, and more specifically to NR where many witches and wizards reside!?)

I must say she did very well putting you out into polite society as a debutante (I am still bristling from being one of at least 3 gents who wish your attentions.. Mr Red being one particularly strong oponent.. **Counts to 10**), but frankly my dear, this really is the last straw :confused: .

Not only do you resemble Hannibal Lector (sorry), but to complete the ignomy, you are encased in lilac!! and that contraption covers up your delicious lips and snuggly nose that first made me fall in love with you!

Let's speak in a week, but at the moment, as you are 'in the asylum' I am unsure as to whether our relationship can withstand this hurdle (I am willing to try if indeed you manage to get rid of the Witch.. I don't want her giving my guardian any ideas above her station)

With much love

Mr C. Web (Cobweb, just in case your brain has been addled by this contraption :o )

[HairyCob]

Domane, I am so sorry, Dolly has a mind of her own as you know, and she appears to have been at the computer....;) :p


Domane and I have had a fabby day today, she came down to Zummerzet from Wiltshire for a visit, and we have talked the hind leg off a donkey (almost literally!).... we also managed to fit in a tack shop visit (hence the muzzle, didn't go to get one, but it was in the second hand department cheap!:rolleyes: ) and a scrummy pub lunch along with a sunny-if-windy afternoon at the yard where Domane and ChickyD444 got to meet eachother too:)

Not entirely sure where the eleven hours Domane was here went actually... I was sure we didn't have THAT much to talk about... but we didn't actually shut up apart from when eating:D

[Ptaty70]

Sounds like you had a great day! what is it about like-minded horsey types which makes time fly so quickly?? I think the stables are in a whole different time zone... three real world hours = seemingly 1 hour at the stables!

(what??? you haven't perfected the art of talking horse WHILST you eat?? tut tut)

[Miriam]

Dolly this is your union rep here. Refuse point blank to wear it. If she does manage to get it on refuse to eat any grass (then she will feel guilty and take if off.After all she will not want you to starve to death will she). If that does not work. Take her for a canter well away from the yard, dump her unceramoniously to the ground and run back home without her. Before you do that though. Sue her for lots of carrots, hay and feed

[NoviceNic]

Dolly dear, your solicitor here.....If I were you I would go on strike. refuse to leave the yard by spinning napping and rearing.:p And rubbing your face in it by telling you all about the pub lunch....:rolleyes: That deserves a good kick in the derriere the next time the WITCH is down.....:D ;)

[Ptaty70]

(.. maybe we WILL be accepting HC back into the Nervous Nellies Club after all this advice to Dolly :eek:!! Domane, you have a lot to answer for, young lady ;) )

[Bobbin]

Dolly....

Its Bryony here, I have to say, I am most disgusted by that contraption, who on earth do THEY think they are!!

I have mt mum under control, I am babysitting the scrawny thoroughbred at the moment, she gets upset out on her own, so I get a field with grass up to my knees:D I knew that scrawny little Molly had her uses, I don't need a muzzle on though as getting to eat that lovely grass would be a luxury as she herds me round the field most of the day....still it's worth it.

So pull your finger out girl and get that owner sorted, sharpish.

Bryony (HRH)

[HairyCob]

Hmmm, Dolly here again... I know I promised NOT to play with the wifi but...!

SHE has realised she can't compete with my 'injured hoss' face, my solicitor AND my union rep and has consigned the lecter mask to the 'for e-bay' pile... but she's also decided that if I'm not wearing the mask, I shall have to have even more restricted grazing (supplemented with hay thank goodness, or frankly, I'd starve!) and MUCH more exercise:mad:

No more languishing in the field on a sunny afternoon while the human reads a book for me... it started this afternoon...she lunged me for 20minutes solid:mad:

Tomorrow not only do I get lunged or long reined again for 20 minutes, then I have to carry HER out for a ride for at least an hour.

Apparantely I have to loose weight and get fit. NONE of my 'boyfreinds' will fancy me anymore if I'm forced to be a stick insect. Still, I suppose it's better than the Lecter mask- Jasper is STILL taunting me- and either is better than what poor Spotty is going through- he's got laminitis, is confined to barracks and only gets one measelly little flap of hay twice a day.

I suppose abs and pecs might be attractive:confused:

[Miriam]

Dolly your union rep here again. Thank goodness for that. At least you have more freedom in the jaws department should you need to give your mum a rreminder now and then.


I have now had to take another case of of hannibal lecter when a small pooch by the name of Fio. She was reading your story and got in touch with me to see what I can do. Unfortunately her mum seems to be a battle axe and negotiations are still on going

[Imp]

Oh bless her heart :D

I'll keep Megan distracted as she can get a GreenGuard off within 2 minutes!!! :O I'd hate her to be whispering trade secrets into Dolly's ear!

[colettybetty]

Poor Dolly, at least you've had a reprieve... but what on earth were your field mates doing in your hour of need ? Surely one of them could have helpfully whipped it off for you in return for a session of mutual grooming ?
In the meantime, just breathe in when your mum's doing up your girth and she could be fooled into thinking how twig-like you are.

[HairyCob]

I'm delighted to report that with tightly restricted grazing and an increase in exercise, Dolly is back to a slim-ish 390kg now... and hopefully she won't be putting any more on as long as we keep it up:D