Offending the OH's "delicate" self....

[Tatooed Lady]

After having read the thread on "how to clean a willy" (title's not quite that, but close), I got to thinking about my OH's reaction when we were grooming our gal a couple weeks back, and I was picking smegma out from the creases of her udder. :rolleyes:
He: What are you doing??
Me: Cleaning Queen's udder.
He: Wha...??
Me: She doesn't mind, look, she's napping.
He: Cleaning....her....udd.......
Me: *showing him bits of smegma on rubber glove* Ya, see?
He: *sniffing* Whoa, that stinks!

He's so observant. :D I haven't really tried til now to get up there and get the crud out, so she's pretty dirty. BUT, since I now have more confidence working around her, I'm okay with it, and she just relaxes. Even when I applied coconut oil to soften the stuff, she was good with it...probably because I quit before it irritates.

Doing a mare's udder gives me SO much happiness! Not because I have some fetish, but because I don't have a gelding to deal with! :D:rolleyes: I can't imagine OH's reaction if I started picking at a gelding's unit, and going in after a bean!! :eek::confused:

[Teazle]

Some men are less squeamish though - my OH has a mare and he cleans his girl's udder himself!

[palmerlover52]

I cleverly sent my OH the Mrs Hand article on sheath cleaning ;) He laughed for about 40 minutes (intensely annoying when I am trying to watch trashy tv!) and now thinks we're all a bunch of perverts, with our long leather boots, tight trousers, whips and now sticking our hands up poor innocent geldings!

[Tatooed Lady]

Someday, MAYBE the OH will get up the gumption to assist in a rubber gloved experience of cleaning up the smegma...til then, I guess I'll just have to poke fun at him, as that bit of ego prodding gets better results than complaining. ;)

I liked that Ms Hand bit, too! I don't think the OH would read it through, though. He even skims directions on how to microwave things..... :rolleyes:

[annareeves0]

I thought the Ms Hand story was brilliant - very informative but also very funny - OH wants to know what Im laughing at, so I start reading it out to him - well we start with the ewwww look and half way through I see the eyes glaze over as he's lost interest and is just being polite, but he did hold out till the end, bless him. I did see him cringe a little and do that little leg crossy thing as the thought of fingers and hose pipes and I think he's pretty glad he doesnt have a bean!

Have spent my working life in the care sector so takes a lot to make me blush but to Joe Public they must think we are barking mad!