View Full Version : writing you'd all liek to see on a reflective tabard?
hot.to.trot
10th Aug 2009, 07:16 PM
wondered really. there isn;t much choice when it comes to it . they can be funny or serious :D
titch_
10th Aug 2009, 07:17 PM
there is an ebay shop that has loads of funny ones! :)
littlepony
10th Aug 2009, 07:19 PM
I like "sit on my tail and I'll sit on your bonnet !"
Chestnutter
10th Aug 2009, 07:24 PM
I like "sit on my tail and I'll sit on your bonnet !"
That's funny.
sadiesparkle
10th Aug 2009, 07:25 PM
BEWARE!
Car eating horse!
:D lol
Gruntfuttock
10th Aug 2009, 07:25 PM
i think i'd like "GO AWAY" in big letters....
philm
10th Aug 2009, 07:30 PM
WARNING Shetland pony in disguise
to be warn riding anything 17hh or more!!
ForestGump
10th Aug 2009, 07:30 PM
Serious one:
'Caution nervous horse,
Keep your distance
Thanks'
Funny one:
'Caution
Rider with PMT' :D
nevilla
10th Aug 2009, 07:34 PM
I have "Caution: Icey on the road"
lilythepink
10th Aug 2009, 07:39 PM
SOD OFF
Horses were here before cars!
leah&lydia
10th Aug 2009, 07:41 PM
sod off
horses were here before cars!
pmsl :)
Tarka
10th Aug 2009, 07:41 PM
I like 'Car eating horse' and the 'Sod off, horses were here before cars' !
specaloo
10th Aug 2009, 07:52 PM
SOD OFF
Horses were here before cars!
Lol lots!!!!!:D:D:D:p:p:p
Cazie
10th Aug 2009, 08:04 PM
Warning
numpty
rider!
happyhacker101
10th Aug 2009, 08:10 PM
SOD OFF
Horses were here before cars!
Now that is a great one!
y03mylers
10th Aug 2009, 08:12 PM
'Don't like my horse?,
at least value your car,
SLOW DOWN'
Doeylicious
10th Aug 2009, 08:13 PM
I would love 'no she wont trot on on this road even if you beep your horn, she has athritis!' but it may not fit :o
So would go for the horses were here before cars one :D
hot.to.trot
10th Aug 2009, 08:17 PM
these are funny!!
if you can read this, your baout to loose your bumper!
titch_
10th Aug 2009, 08:19 PM
Like your car?
SLOW DOWN!
Does my bum look big on this?
Jenny--x
10th Aug 2009, 08:23 PM
haha great ones spesh if you can read this your about to lose your bumper and sod off horses were here before cars.
Mine would be uhhmm "Get to close and shel crap on your bonnet".
My horses but isnt that fat so pass by with distance lol x
hot.to.trot
10th Aug 2009, 08:25 PM
dont even try to squeeze past, my horse is fatter than you think!
Benjamin
10th Aug 2009, 08:25 PM
'Keep your eyes on the road'
'I am a police woman you know'
showjumper-09
10th Aug 2009, 08:27 PM
'revving your engine is just going to make me go slower on purpose'
NatalieR
10th Aug 2009, 08:29 PM
BOO!
or
HAHA!
short, simple and to the point:D:p
devonlass
10th Aug 2009, 08:59 PM
"revving engines and beeping horns just make my horse go slower"
"Don't drive up my horses @rse,and I won't allow him to kick yours"
"My horse IS an animal,what's your excuse??"
"Would you like the hoof print effect on your paintwork??"
"It's a beautiful day,what's your hurry?"
"It's a speed limit you know,not a speed target"
"I don't react well to bad language or rude jestures"
"my horse say's: same to you di*khe@d"
rubysmum
10th Aug 2009, 09:02 PM
just slow down you moron - no REALLY slow down - no thats still not slow enough - did you not take yr medication this morning -
probably need quite a big tabard then;)
Mimi + Me
10th Aug 2009, 09:11 PM
I'd like WHAT PART OF MY HORSE COULDN'T YOU SEE (but only applicable to people who have zoomed past me :mad::mad:)
Louki
10th Aug 2009, 09:20 PM
I have
Caution Horse in Training, Please pass wide and slow.
And
Caution, Bytch with PMT aboard.
diamonddogs
10th Aug 2009, 10:28 PM
Mine just says "Does my bum look big on this?"
learningcurve
10th Aug 2009, 10:30 PM
I have a Great Lawyer.:D
Melting Moments
10th Aug 2009, 11:04 PM
pmsl :)
love it!
Melting Moments
10th Aug 2009, 11:14 PM
I have a Great Lawyer.:D
thats good!
Melting Moments
10th Aug 2009, 11:15 PM
I'd like WHAT PART OF MY HORSE COULDN'T YOU SEE (but only applicable to people who have zoomed past me :mad::mad:)
good one
Melting Moments
10th Aug 2009, 11:16 PM
Young horse, Slow the fuc*k down!
Young horse, slow down.
NuttySpaniel
10th Aug 2009, 11:17 PM
Yal mummas so fat you though my horse WAS yal mamma!
or
POLICE
:D
lurcher98
10th Aug 2009, 11:31 PM
....
Melting Moments
10th Aug 2009, 11:36 PM
OOOO POLICE would work wonders don't you think!
laceyfreckle
10th Aug 2009, 11:39 PM
"I'm dangerous" and then small print underneath "And that's just the rider!"
"How much horse power have YOU got?"
"Make my day"
"I haven't passed my driving test....still want to overtake??"
I have seen -
Upside down writing...."If you can read this please put me back on my horse the right way up."
jennywren07
11th Aug 2009, 12:12 AM
'I am a police woman you know'
LOL!! think i might get this one. Although touch wood the drivers are very good around here
Kathryn T
11th Aug 2009, 01:09 AM
I don't think I can print what I'd like to have on mine!!! LOL but is on the lines of those above though not so polite!
Georgie.I
11th Aug 2009, 08:36 AM
Id like " HORSE TRAINING FOR POLICE" on a shetland :p
Id also like ones saying stuff like " i kick" and "Horse in training" my "young horse pass wide and slow" Works very well! even though my new horse isnt young my old was was!
gennalouise
11th Aug 2009, 09:02 AM
Upside down writing...."If you can read this please put me back on my horse the right way up."[/QUOTE]
I love it. Buts thats possibly to do with the fact i have a sense of humour like a 12 yr old boy :d:cool:
Ruskii
11th Aug 2009, 09:04 AM
I quite like the 'please pass wise and slow - I'm wide, He's slow' :D
abseb12
11th Aug 2009, 09:53 AM
these are brill.does anybody know where you could get them done..i deffo fancy some
alliersv
11th Aug 2009, 10:55 AM
I quite like the 'please pass wise and slow - I'm wide, He's slow' :D
Love that, and the "if you can read this you're about to lose your bumper" one.
Oh, and "I have a great lawyer" is brilliant!
Always a bit wary of the "young horse" etc ones though. Don't get me wrong, I can totally see the point of advertising a particular horse's "potential issues", but from an accident point of view it worries me that it could possibly be used against the rider.
Bessy
11th Aug 2009, 10:58 AM
Ha ha ha - I'd love some of these on the back of my trailer too :p
skewbald_girl
11th Aug 2009, 11:06 AM
KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON
or
DON'T PANIC
kirby
11th Aug 2009, 11:06 AM
'Keep your eyes on the road'
'I am a police woman you know'
HaHa! That will have them rubber necking Benjamin!:D
Ratface
11th Aug 2009, 11:12 AM
I like just "POLICE" but I think I would get arrested for Impersonating a police officer!!!:rolleyes:
Lisa&Lady
11th Aug 2009, 11:17 AM
POLICE
:D
That would be a good one, but cant you get arrested for impersonating a copper?
Kit&Holly
11th Aug 2009, 11:41 AM
Mobile Car Crusher; Proceed with caution!
Kis Vihar
11th Aug 2009, 11:52 AM
POLICE
That would be a good one, but cant you get arrested for impersonating a copper?
Yes...Not a good idea. ;) Years ago, my dad got me a load of reflective stuff the police training department were throwing out - the officers could have what they wanted - on one condition..... I had to spend hours with scissors picking off the word 'Police' and all the badges etc! ;)
I have one reflective tabard which I got from the motor show, it's for motorcylce training really, and reads:
Caution - rider under instruction. It was honestly the most useful thing I ever bought - it really did make the cars slow down. :)
Not much use in Hungary thought. ;)
L34NN3
11th Aug 2009, 12:59 PM
I have "caution lady rider with PMT" and "does my bum look big on this?".
I really want "If you sit on my tail I'll sit on your bonnet" BRILLIANT
Howengold
11th Aug 2009, 01:05 PM
Beware vicious rider on board so GO WIDE!!!
nevilla
11th Aug 2009, 03:05 PM
OOOO POLICE would work wonders don't you think!
I have a feeling it isn't legal unless you are police though.
However my dad tells me he got away with:
"be
POLITE"
on motorcycle helmets, and from a distance on a hi viz with be small enough might look enough like Police to help!
showjumper-09
11th Aug 2009, 03:14 PM
these are hilarious!
Ha ha ha - I'd love some of these on the back of my trailer too :p
for my trailer im getting 'sponsored by mummy & daddy' :D
Roxy's Mum
11th Aug 2009, 03:20 PM
MOODY MARE
Likes to kick
(Applies to both horse and rider...) :D
hot.to.trot
11th Aug 2009, 09:35 PM
lol these are hilarious!
JustJas
11th Aug 2009, 09:46 PM
My dad/husband* (delete as appropriate) is an injury lawyer.
cinammontoast
11th Aug 2009, 09:51 PM
That would be a good one, but cant you get arrested for impersonating a copper?
Yup, you can!
callie&rupes
11th Aug 2009, 09:53 PM
I have seen "kill your speed not my horse" thought that was so to the point.
callie&rupes
11th Aug 2009, 10:23 PM
demolition horse steer clear
oh im on a roll now
cwb
11th Aug 2009, 10:47 PM
How about -
SMILE, you're on camera
Inconsiderate drivers will be prosecuted
A slow pass is faster than a trashed car
Dark Storm
12th Aug 2009, 12:45 AM
"if you can read this your too close!!!
Skeeder
14th Aug 2009, 01:17 PM
HORSES DON'T DENT THEY DIE!!! xx
fairlady
14th Aug 2009, 10:56 PM
I always said I needed one saying
caution young horse with old rider:D
ginakatie
15th Aug 2009, 12:56 AM
I have a 'BEWARE, FARTING HORSE' tabard but I have had people honking their horns and sticking a thumbs up at me out of their windows...not what I was after!!!
Think the 'be POLITE', as in designed to look like 'POLICE' would be best.
racheldee
15th Aug 2009, 01:34 AM
hahaha these are great
how about...
HORSE: 99999 - YOU: 0
:p
lisa+pilgrim
7th Sep 2009, 08:58 PM
what about BEWARE MY HORSE DOESNT HAVE MIRRORS
stressy
7th Sep 2009, 09:08 PM
Hows my riding? Ring 0800 who gives a s*!£
:p
crazyhorse97
7th Sep 2009, 09:12 PM
It craps on command!!!
Roseanne
8th Sep 2009, 09:39 AM
I rang company who supply these and asked if they could print "Thank You For Your Patience" on front and back. They did, within a few days, and I have to tell you that it made an awful lot of difference to the attitudes of drivers, barring the odd one, too stupid to understand it was not a sarcastic message, but a genuine one.
Amongst cyclists and walkers through the woods, it raised an appreciative and sometimes bemused smile. Also, I really don't think it compromises our rights as riders, particularly on the roads - just my opinion and experience though - others of you might disagree :)
I haven't worn it for a while but intend to once we get into Autumn and Winter months.
Roseanne
Daffy Dilly
8th Sep 2009, 09:49 AM
I rang company who supply these and asked if they could print "Thank You For Your Patience" on front and back.
I wear a hi viz coat (or hoody or polo shirt) so no where for writing really, but I like this idea. :)
Denbenj
8th Sep 2009, 10:10 AM
I rang company who supply these and asked if they could print "Thank You For Your Patience" on front and back. They did, within a few days, and I have to tell you that it made an awful lot of difference to the attitudes of drivers, barring the odd one, too stupid to understand it was not a sarcastic message, but a genuine one.
Amongst cyclists and walkers through the woods, it raised an appreciative and sometimes bemused smile. Also, I really don't think it compromises our rights as riders, particularly on the roads - just my opinion and experience though - others of you might disagree :)
I haven't worn it for a while but intend to once we get into Autumn and Winter months.
Roseanne
Could you PM me the details please roseanne and some price details. Thanks muchly x
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