Politically correct horse terms...funny :D

[Riley Roo]

Read this today and thought i'd share..:D

Old term: a horse that... = Is ... PC term

Wind Sucks = Respiratorily over-active

Weaves = Horizontally compulsive

Bolts = Speed-obsessive

Rears = Vertically Mobile

Bucks = Ejectorily mobile

Bites = Dentally hyper-active

Raids the feed bins = Gastronomically driven

Persistently refuses = Levitationally challenged

Spooks = Imaginatively alarmist

Leans on the bit = Forehandedly unbalanced


I think these would be great to use in a sales ad - what do you think? :D

[greymare]

I like this :D

Tyler is definately gastronomically driven.

[Alice1992]

I loe the bucking one haha

[Lolly-lu]

So in that case, i have a speed-obsessive, ejectorily mobile, Dentally hyper-active, gastronomically driven, levitationally challenged, imaginatively alarmist welsh cob? Great, do they have a priory clinic for horses?

[Riley Roo]

So in that case, i have a speed-obsessive, ejectorily mobile, Dentally hyper-active, gastronomically driven, levitationally challenged, imaginatively alarmist welsh cob? Great, do they have a priory clinic for horses?

LOL - Oh dear i think yours needs more than the priory!! :D

[Lolly-lu]

LOL - Oh dear i think yours needs more than the priory!! :D

Tell me about it :rolleyes::p

[~*sugarlump*~]

Love it :p

[happyhacker101]

So in that case, i have a speed-obsessive, ejectorily mobile, Dentally hyper-active, gastronomically driven, levitationally challenged, imaginatively alarmist welsh cob? Great, do they have a priory clinic for horses?


But you love him anyway!

[Melting Moments]

lol awesome