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Cortrasna
6th Nov 2009, 09:01 AM
Think this is so true and so funny - think this seller might have been messed around a few times;):D:D

http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/horses/1046795

Made me chuckle on a very wet and miserable morning:D;);)

diplomaticandtactful
6th Nov 2009, 09:08 AM
I liken it to having to deal with Pitney Bowes, they are the only company in the world, who can reduce me to incoherent rage due to their epic incompetence.

this sounds awfully like what it was like when I went looking to buy a horse, saw about 60 of them, most seemed to be in that category.

the donkeys, however, have been absolute perfect angels and no problems at all. the world would be a better place if folks gave up horses and got donkeys, stress levels would plummet.

Kis Vihar
6th Nov 2009, 10:23 AM
Clicked the link - It says the advert is removed. :( I wanted a giggle.

Daisy_Roots
6th Nov 2009, 10:26 AM
The ads been rem oved :(, was it for the donkey?:D

Cortrasna
6th Nov 2009, 11:52 AM
Oh the rotters - they've removed it!! But I have copied it out to show a friend so will type in - omitting the rather fruity language that I think was why its been removed!:D

Picture of sweet little donkey standing in the middle of road:

Text is:

Re advertised due to people who inquire about horses (but dont buy) are considered time wasters even though every horse on d****** is bombproof, has no vices and has done every f****n thing under the sun.

But the sellers cant wait to see the back of the dodgy f*****s who wont jump, are lazy or are mad b******s.

However my donkey is bombproof on the roads (see pic) has hunted and hunter trialled, has done dressage in hickstead and gone clear at the RDS, for sale through no fault of his own, no vices apart from crib biting, wind sucking, wobbling, wont load in a box, cant clip and is a box walker.

First to see will buy - call me - feedback welcome

Lester Piggot

I think it is so funny and so true - have actually been to see some of these 'perfect' horses!:D

pmcc
6th Nov 2009, 12:13 PM
Oh the rotters - they've removed it!! But I have copied it out to show a friend so will type in - omitting the rather fruity language that I think was why its been removed!:D

Picture of sweet little donkey standing in the middle of road:

Text is:

Re advertised due to people who inquire about horses (but dont buy) are considered time wasters even though every horse on d****** is bombproof, has no vices and has done every f****n thing under the sun.

But the sellers cant wait to see the back of the dodgy f*****s who wont jump, are lazy or are mad b******s.

However my donkey is bombproof on the roads (see pic) has hunted and hunter trialled, has done dressage in hickstead and gone clear at the RDS, for sale through no fault of his own, no vices apart from crib biting, wind sucking, wobbling, wont load in a box, cant clip and is a box walker.

First to see will buy - call me - feedback welcome

Lester Piggot

I think it is so funny and so true - have actually been to see some of these 'perfect' horses!:D


:D have often thought of doing that myself- when I see 'timewasters' mentioned and just think 'yea right- what did they find out that changed their mind- stand clear of this one'!

bigmare
6th Nov 2009, 03:36 PM
Love it:D That made me giggle (just what I needed before going off to get soaked through getting my girlies in!!)

mindymoo
6th Nov 2009, 03:37 PM
Fantastic and made me smile :) x

poohsmate
6th Nov 2009, 03:49 PM
i like that sense of humour:D:D

This is funny as well, although the bloke is a Pr--t http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccg9MNXLC3g

Native Lover
6th Nov 2009, 05:34 PM
LOL, i thought that was funny.

I love spoof adds like that it appeals to my sense of humour :D

Cortrasna
6th Nov 2009, 05:42 PM
i like that sense of humour:D:D

This is funny as well, although the bloke is a Pr--t http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccg9MNXLC3g

Now thats revenge isnt it!!!! Great stuff;):D

Native Lover
6th Nov 2009, 05:46 PM
i like that sense of humour:D:D

This is funny as well, although the bloke is a Pr--t http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccg9MNXLC3g


bet he won't get so close again lol don't blame the horse though :p lol

pmcc
6th Nov 2009, 05:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCG7HWdRtkQ



was watching the original one and found this one, this man deserves what he gets even more

Cortrasna
6th Nov 2009, 06:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCG7HWdRtkQ



was watching the original one and found this one, this man deserves what he gets even more

Yes i saw that one too - but trouble is - its great to see the horses give the ******* what they deserve but worrys me what they then do to the poor horse when the camera is off:mad:

pmcc
6th Nov 2009, 06:09 PM
true poor thing probably paid for that.

Native Lover
6th Nov 2009, 08:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCG7HWdRtkQ



was watching the original one and found this one, this man deserves what he gets even more

What a ********** he really deserved that one :D:D:D

pmcc
6th Nov 2009, 09:57 PM
on a positive note to those last youtube videos, I have been trying to get my two kids not to go around the back of my horses just in case but it's falling on deaf ears. Think that's because they don't believe that our two could kick or that it would be that sore.
So I've shown them the videos to show them that horses do kick and yes it's bloody sore alright.:)