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Sophini
15th Aug 2005, 04:30 PM
Not been around for a while but know most NR's like an event report so hear goes - sorry it's a bit long :p

Kerry and i thought it would be really nice for Saatchi to have a little outing and as her other horse was entered for a nice little evening stressage class hacking distance away with no roadwork we thought we'd enter for it as well :D

Chi has actually not been in the school for 15 months because of his ligament injury but i thought i should at least do a few circles so I schooled on Monday night and pretended to school in the field on Friday for a grand total of 30 mins :o

Decided that if i looked the part i might get bonus marks so dug out the white jodhs and black jacket, cleaned tack, plaited, put chalk on socks etc....we looked AMAZING!!!!

Now prelim 10 is the teardrop test so i thought i better see if he was capable of doing one as we warmed up - yep not a problem. Was starting to get REALLY nervous now, is it wise to take a horse into an arena with no preparation?? Did i actually know what the test was??? :eek: Had a fag to dispel these irrational thoughts.....then Kerry appeared and commented on how well behaved he was being given she'd not taken him to a show before :eek: !!! Had another fag.....

Got into the indoor arena (he'd never been in one before) and he was a star, so i thought "hey, we might just pull this off" The bell went, his trot was light and balanced, no sign of shortness on his bad leg and beautiful self carriage - could we be onto a winner :D Our canter transition was bang on A, we circled in the middle of the school, we started motoring down to the C end, the stride got longer and longer, the outside shoulder was drifting, i needed to blow my nose, then it happened....my hands found the only bit of coat shine on the reins and i dropped all contact with the inside :eek:

The vision of the judge and writer leaping from their little desk as i careered towards them will make me laugh for weeks God knows how i didn't bank the table Hickstead style (though i think i hit someone with my super long schooling whip) but i was still alive and whats more - STILL CANTERING!!! :D

We FLEW across the diagonal, the corner marker died, someonehow got back to walk for our free walk at which point i could see into the gallery at everyone watching and that's when it went REALLY wrong. You know those giggling fits that start with a sort of snort/explosion?? Did you realise that if you do one of those giggles during your free walk you only score 4???? Well you do....if you then continue that giggling fit for the remainder of prelim 10 and take out the other corner marker as you motor across the diagonal you also don't get more then 4's...though if you finish with the cheesiest grin imaginable you get "nice positive finish" in the comments box

I hasten to add that after all the drama's we did come 14th.........i am ignoring the fact that there were only 14 in it :o
At least we had fun :D

MeMe
15th Aug 2005, 05:26 PM
Having fun and enjoying it is the main thing :D

DITZ
15th Aug 2005, 05:32 PM
hear hear meme!

As long as you at least come out smiling you cant ask for more....to do the test giggling is a bonus! As for finishing last well things can only get better!

Well done! :D

Janette
16th Aug 2005, 05:11 AM
What a wonderful story - I am in awe of somebody who can giggle though a dressage test. I usually feel like crying :rolleyes:

galadriel
16th Aug 2005, 05:58 AM
Both I and OH have tears coming out of the corners of our eyes. Thanks for the laugh :D

Sympathize, btw--Kat's first dressage test was in an arena made of logs & cinder blocks. Kat *loves* log jumps. Every time we turned a corner she thought I was turning her out of a jump (she didn't approve). 4 times in the test, the judge commented: "Loss of control. Explosive." (For one of them explosive was underlined something like 3 times...) I finished the test, apologized to the judge, exited the arena, then about fell off laughing.

Cochise
16th Aug 2005, 06:44 AM
That just made me emit an evil giggle and smile :D Cheers for the laff, brilliantly told! ;)

Sophini
16th Aug 2005, 08:05 AM
Glad i brought smiles to people :D i learn not that long ago that if you can't laugh about these things then you will end up suicidal so think i'll keep smiling and put a bit more practice in before the next one :D

Jacquie
16th Aug 2005, 09:11 AM
Oh, Sophini...that description of your dressage test was so funny, (have you ever thought of becoming an author - you'd make a fortune) :D

I'm going to get some tissue to wipe my eyes or I'll never be able to get any work done today.

Thanks for starting my day with a big :D .

domane
16th Aug 2005, 11:47 AM
That
Is
Soooooo
Funny!!!

eventerbabe
16th Aug 2005, 11:55 AM
that did make me chuckle. reminded me of my occasional jaunts into the world of dressage. good on you for finishing the test ;) last comp i did i went to salute and we were up on our back legs. Bonnie decided it was much more fun to practise airs above the ground than do the test :rolleyes:

horsecrazychick
20th Aug 2005, 08:54 PM
LOL that's hilarious!!!! Everyone keeps saying that you should look really happy and smile in the dressage arena, so I've been wondering if you'd get marked down for giggling. haha now I know. Better to get marked down for laughing than throwing a fit- right? hehehe