Well, breeches...

[RustyMary]

... how are you going to entertain us this week? We are all relying on you, you know! ;)

[breeches]

I am sad and blue at the moment and need a little lift.:(

On saturday, my lovely Rosie 1 went to her new home in Devizes. I THOUGHT I BROKE MY ARM GETTING HER INTO THE TRAILER, I had a really bad meal on saturday night, took ages to come, so had to attatch a few Stellas, whilst waiting, then had to walk (2 miles) home as i had driven the car there (or is it their). takes ages when you wobble
Got home, dog had poooped and piddled in the kitchen, thought i have a bounce on the trampoline.......:D fell off sideways landed on my arm that i thougt was broken.....was sore i can tell you.

had then a dodgey arm so couldnt ride on sunday, then had to work all day......what a pants weekend.

SO has anyone else had a bad one? it cant just be me can it.
Please Friends, make me chuckle, need some assistance in the humour department.

[RustyMary]

Aww breeches, truly a pants weekend. I can only sympathise. I couldn't have a riding lesson yesterday as my RI wasn't available, but that pales into remote insignificance beside the loss of Rosie, an overdose of Stella, pooping dogs and a sore arm. :( Have you taken the arm to the doctor?

[dcp]

I decided to try walk 8 miles home after a few drinks on Saturday. I had been on penicillin so was very spaced out!! I managed over 2 (very proud) and it was a very long and dark road and I wasn't even scared when I remembered the jeepers creepers film!!

I left my car at the highland show to try do a friend a favour and when I went to get it back they had only towed it and stuck it in a corner!!

Oh and then I went for hack on Charlie and as usualy ony got to the road end because of his annoying napping!!

ETA - trampoline hehehehe

[RustyMary]

Poor you too, Laurenc! Any news from the vet's job?

[dcp]

Walking 8 miles home what was I thinking?? Oh and I had tonsilitis but feeling better.

Yup got the job!!!!!!!!

[RustyMary]

I've just seen your other thread - fantastic news!

[breeches]

:D the arm is a little better today, was flexing my muscles in the mirror this morning and it didnt hurt quiet so much.

so will wait and see before going to the old quacks, makes me look a right hunk tho, being a bit bruised and swollen and all that, i wish only i had had a little scratch on my cheek to, just like action man had.

[Little Dolphins]

Hi Breeches,

Seems the pants weekend has left you a bit unbalanced, so you should have another Stella, get back on the trampoline, bounce around till everything gets sorted- maybe fall off and do your other arm in- then you'll feel symmetrical and not notice the pain of the first arm (how many have you got?). Having achieved centred-ness, you'll view the dog poo and pee as a gift- after all he gave you all he had to give at that point, what more could you ask?

Sorry, can't tell a pants-w/end story, mine was great:D :D :D

[breeches]

i couldnt get angry with little max doing his business, i had his man hood taken away last week and he was probably just getting his own back.

talking of trampolines, apparently they have the same effect on the ladies as trotting, like on the embarrasing damp patch thread, all it did for me was make i feel queezy.

[RustyMary]

What's your worst bad animal story? My dog, sadly now deceased, once ate a pound of butter by getting up on the table, and then threw up all over a pile of clean ironing - I thought I was going to kill him, and suggested my OH took him away for the day! However he had the glossiest coat you ever saw for weeks afterwards :rolleyes:

[dcp]

My dog eat a packet of baloons the funniest thing you have ever seen when they were coming out. I was only little. He also ate part of the washing line which my dad had to pull out the other end!! We did feed him

[breeches]

i have 2, but am worried about one of them as its a little.......personal, so i will have to hint at it a little.

i was one given by my cousin the biggest toblerone you have ever seen, it was 3 feet long and the triangles at the thickest part were 2 inches thick.
i was away for the weekend, my mum and dad were dog sitting, my dog jumped 2 baby gates, opened 2 doors, mamaged to unwrap the end of the toblerone and got thru about 6 inches of the thing. it upset her slightly and my mum came back to find my house covered in puke. it was all over the place, they had to get the carpet cleaners in......

the other one i have decided not to mention, i may get struck off...

[Harvey99]

Now you've got us all wondering Breeches. Think you'll have to tell us now. You can't imagine what I'm thinking!!

[breeches]

Now you've got us all wondering Breeches. Think you'll have to tell us now. You can't imagine what I'm thinking!!
best you PM me and ill tell you if your right.
nothing terrible happened to the dog.

[crinks]

A friends basset hound used to raid the fridge, they put one of those elastic thigies round fridge door to stop it, it still raided the fridge chewed through the elastic strap and made off withthe chicken that was intended for sunday tea!

Our Jack Russell now gets his partner in crime to steal the choccies off the tree for him, Fudge (colliexlurcher) steals the choccies and gives them to RAgs and they then proceed to share their ill gotten gains!

[teabiscuit]

when i was a child, long ago in the mists of time, our much loved bull mastiff knocked the christmas tree down and ate all the choccies off it.he had diorhea (sp?) all over christmas :)

he also used to take himself off to visit nieghbours, and went into someones kitchen and stole a nice ladies rice pudding... she said he was welcome to it, bless her.

[Mimi + Me]

Aah, our faithful four-legged friends, don't you just love 'em :) :)

The most embarrassing thing Poppy does is her rumpty-tumpty thing with my daughter's soft cushion. She usually only does this when either me or Jade have got friends over (for MAXIMUM embarrassment effect of course!):eek: :eek:

[breeches]

i have a little jack Russle, a long time ago, i was ENTERTAINING ;) a young lady, when we had finished, SOCIALISING ;) she, the jack russle, had chewed my jeans into pieces, there were about 6 big holes, she had also ripped the young ladies smalls up..... embressing or what

[curlycal]

OH's best mate was entertaining a young lady (as breeches so nicely puts it)
he lives in the granny flat at his parents house, the next morning his mums cairn terrier ran in, picked up the used condom and ran back into his mums with it, swiftly followed by best mate trying to run and pull on a pair of jeans at the same time:D :D

[carrimclaren]

Oh god, after thinking hard i've realised i own a very very rude dog who always embarasses me :p

Let me see - he steals the dirty washing from next to the washing machine e.g pairs of pants when clients/boyfriends etc. have been standing there. Not a good time to practice fetch and bring. :rolleyes:

Ate a whole box of posh belgian chocolates (present from clients to parents) and then puked all over the living room.

Piece de resistance though is he's 3, a full male but never done the rumpty pumpty thing. Until last week when he started on my aunties leg. Although i have to admit to giggling when he did it. :D

[teabiscuit]

OH's best mate was entertaining a young lady (as breeches so nicely puts it)
he lives in the granny flat at his parents house, the next morning his mums cairn terrier ran in, picked up the used condom and ran back into his mums with it, swiftly followed by best mate trying to run and pull on a pair of jeans at the same time:D :D

oh how embarrasing

[breeches]

i have had to get my little max castrated as he kept making advances to my daughters Ckicken little.......