“Omg I can’t believe you are making me go for a ride again”
“Let’s go down the road”
“Omg that’s so unfair “
“Come on let’s go”
“Urgh”
“Is there actually something wrong with you?”
“Yes you are mean”
“Look here, the hay field is open, shall we go in there?”
“Oohhh that might be a good idea. Yep I’m excited, this is a great idea”
“Let’s just keep a lid on it please”
“Mmmm ok, it’s still quite hot mother”
“Clever boy”
“Yep I know”
“Right this is a really steep couple of steps down, please be careful”
“Stop fussing mum”
“Well done, good boy”
“Yep I still know that”
*head along bottom of field*
”wait! We are roughly pointing home”
“You’re right. Keep a lid on it”
“Omg I’m sooopo excited”
“Funny that, stop being a tear”
“Hey mum”
“Yes?”
“What we could do”
“No!”
“We could gallop across the field back to the gate”
“No!”
“What if I just bulge my body out side ways”
“I’m not rising to it mister”
“Seriously we could just gallop home”
“That’s still a no”
“Would be back in 2mins”
“We are not galloping home. It is over cut hay and we would be filleted. So let’s just carry on round the side where it is cut and bales”
“There is a fly”
“No there’s not”
“There is, I’m going to diieeeeee”
“There is no fly”
*leap, shake head, snort*
“Stop it dude!”
“Sigh, you are no fun”
“Just one more side, I know what you a tree thinking and again it’s a no”
“Aaaawwww but puhlease “
“No”
“Hurmph “
“What a good boy for getting back out the field without loosing the head”
“Yep I know”
“Well done we are back”
“Seeeties? Cos I was so good mum”
where'd the track go?
Ah there it is
Forest as far as you can see.
