At least I noticed before

[Jessey]

I am briefing my new boss and

a bunch of other people ​

in an hour, and after 6 hours at work I just noticed I had dried horse sh!t on my elbow

 

[Jane&Ziggy]

Ha ha ha! Well, I was in a very high powered meeting today and nobody noticed that I was wearing a necklace made of horse hair still heavily stained with God knows what...

 

[Huggy]

Eau de horse shit - my favourite.

 

[chunky monkey]

I keep going to work covered in purple spray up my arms at present from treating some lambs with ear tag infections. Darn stuff just doesnt wash off.

 

[Jessey]

I keep going to work covered in purple spray up my arms at present from treating some lambs with ear tag infections. Darn stuff just doesnt wash off.

Iodine is my current nail colour

 

[Jane&Ziggy]

Iodine is my current nail colour

Really??? Naah.

I am always staggered by horsey people who paint their nails. How does that work???

 

[Jessey]

Really??? Naah.

I am always staggered by horsey people who paint their nails. How does that work???

I don't actually ever paint mine, it makes them brittle and snap, I've just got plastered in iodine lately and it stains

 

[chunky monkey]

That's to cover up the sh!t under the nails. Or is in my case.

 

[chunky monkey]

@Jessey I got some disposable gloves. They actually work quite well. I've been spraying on purple spray then lathering on sudocrem or yellow fly cream on these lambs ears. Gloves get quite messy, then just peel off and bin. Hands are clean. The arms just cop it if one riggles.

 

[Jane&Ziggy]

That's to cover up the sh!t under the nails. Or is in my case.

...and I never knew...

 

[Huggy]

I paint my nails - they look nice for about an hour, then they go grotty. I forget about them, then about a week later I forget what a waste of time it was, and do it again. Those who don't learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them.