Slightly tongue in cheek thread but love to hear your thoughts on this. I have noticed recently (not here as have been absent from NR for sometime) but 2 other forums I used and also Facebook, some totally ridiculous posts about relatively innocuous injuries/illness - usually the OP asking how long before they can ride/go back to work/ scratch their rear end for themselves etc. etc.
One of note - stung by stinging nettles on arm..asking for remedies as had done everything possible to alleviate the pain - pain! a stinging nettle!!! (apparently) soaking it in bath, applying potions and lotions etc. Poor patient was concerned as she is a typist and will have to try and type if she goes back to work and worried about the tingling feeling when typing??? That one would get its cards PDQ I can tell you.
Another one - sprained ankle..not broken, sprained and swollen - how long before she can ride etc, well if you feel you can't ride with it then dont! But if you truly want to you wouldn't even be asking the question would you? ..... just put a good supportive boot on and get on with it - I can remember cutting one of my OH's size 9's into a roughly fashioned giant leather support boot to get my injured foot into a stirrup iron to still be able to ride. Oh and that reminds me another ankle, broken but all sorted wearing a supportive boot to get them moving about - they wouldn't be able to go into their office job as the 'strain' would slow down recovery - I kid you not - that one would get their cards PDQ too.
Broken finger (well swollen they didnt know if it was actually broken)...can't ride despite all nine other digits just perfect...strap it to one of the good ones then....or even try riding one handed - it can be done you know with very little effort or expertise!) but they feared it could be weeks before they would be able to ride again - give me strength.
Am I being harsh on these young people - and they are without exception young people as far as I can ascertain. Jaysus, scary thought if we ever have to go to war and rely on this bunch for bravery and protection - that'll be a short battle very quickly lost won't it!
One of note - stung by stinging nettles on arm..asking for remedies as had done everything possible to alleviate the pain - pain! a stinging nettle!!! (apparently) soaking it in bath, applying potions and lotions etc. Poor patient was concerned as she is a typist and will have to try and type if she goes back to work and worried about the tingling feeling when typing??? That one would get its cards PDQ I can tell you.
Another one - sprained ankle..not broken, sprained and swollen - how long before she can ride etc, well if you feel you can't ride with it then dont! But if you truly want to you wouldn't even be asking the question would you? ..... just put a good supportive boot on and get on with it - I can remember cutting one of my OH's size 9's into a roughly fashioned giant leather support boot to get my injured foot into a stirrup iron to still be able to ride. Oh and that reminds me another ankle, broken but all sorted wearing a supportive boot to get them moving about - they wouldn't be able to go into their office job as the 'strain' would slow down recovery - I kid you not - that one would get their cards PDQ too.
Broken finger (well swollen they didnt know if it was actually broken)...can't ride despite all nine other digits just perfect...strap it to one of the good ones then....or even try riding one handed - it can be done you know with very little effort or expertise!) but they feared it could be weeks before they would be able to ride again - give me strength.
Am I being harsh on these young people - and they are without exception young people as far as I can ascertain. Jaysus, scary thought if we ever have to go to war and rely on this bunch for bravery and protection - that'll be a short battle very quickly lost won't it!