My OH thinks I'm a Troll and so does my eldest son, I have the right shape and the toenails to match but I Can't eat a family of goats in one sitting. I quite fancy the furry pants they wear very comfy .





i have read some things that dont 'add up' and some people do contradict themselves now and again
Noo, I'm the Troll - panic, panic, panic folks
I've told you all I'm a middle aged, overweight, nervous rider with a wee fat cob called Arnie. The photos I've posted are actually of my groom with an old RS horse.
I'm actually a 6'2" supermodel with string of showjumpers but I didnt want to make you lot all feel bad so I've been slumming it a bit![]()
Nice to see you on here Jordan!![]()
my boobs are bigger![]()
I've got them securely tied down with a bit of gaffa tape
You've no idea how much they help my riding. I fold beautifully over the big jumps now (okay, I have to fold all the time but thats okay cos I'm showjumper). They act as stabilisers - one on either side of the mane![]()
Plus you'd have a nice soft landing if you were to ever come off!!![]()
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My OH thinks I'm a Troll and so does my eldest son, I have the right shape and the toenails to match but I Can't eat a family of goats in one sitting. I quite fancy the furry pants they wear very comfy .![]()
To be honest, i have not noticed anyone who i would consider a 'troll', I am sure people would not subscribe to the forum just to be a 'troll'
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And I'll start with an apology to you- guess who came across the bag of small shetland rugs when she started clearing out the shed
. I promised them to your sanctuary people last autumn
- hangs head in shame seeing as how its now summer.
Honest, I'm not a troll - I'll get them sent!